Who are you? Introduce yourself here!

I hate introducing myself on a new site, but I love asking others to do it. Yep, I am introducing myself as a hypocrite.

Here are a few questions to help:

1. What should we call you to your face?

2. What should we call you behind your back?

3. Would you describe yourself as a bumper car type of person or a roller coaster type of person?

4. What cheese do you eat the most of?

5. What is your least favorite color? If you say teal, expect to be banned immediately.

6. What is the weirdest food you have ever eaten? Would you eat it again?

7. What is directly behind you? Why is it there?

Now for a few serious one:

1. Who is God to you?

2. Who are you to God?

3. What, for you, is the best time and place to pray?

Don't forget to throw in some of the usual stuff like age, region, country. This site is completely open so I caution being too specific.